Top Ten List: Bad Star Trek
WHAT!?
Yup.
But aren’t you the gal who just went last Thursday to see Star Trek: The Next Generation in the movie theaters? An episode you have seen multiple times, from over 2 decades ago? Didn’t you just throw your friend an awesome Star Trek birthday party?
Yup. Yup. Yup.
Star Trek is amazing but not everything is ideal. Before you start cursing my name, hear me out. Here is the top ten worst things about Star Trek.
10) The color change of the uniform. It’s not really a big deal but I gotta have 10, so it made the list. In the original Star Trek the colors are as follows:
Command positions were gold, operations were red and science blue. Then Star Trek: The Next Generations came along and look what they did:
Command is now red and operations now gold.
It’s silly to raise an eyebrow to this, but if it was real, which it’s not, that is crazy. Changing a uniform is a big deal in the military world. The Navy, which Star Trek was patterned after, uses color uniforms on their Flight Deck. Yellow shirts are the flight deck officers and thus command. Red shirts load and “arm” the weapons on the aircraft, operations. Seems like Star Trek TOS got it right.
9) The Navy. Ugh, Star Trek is the Navy. The Navy stinks. I dated a Navy boy (he hated the Navy) and lived on a Naval base in Florida. The seamen (negative points right there) have to work hard in tiny places, wear horrible dress uniforms and are out on the ships even in peacetime. It’s a sucky job. Plus the Village People didn’t help their image at all. They did have some rocking moves in their sweet video of “In The Navy”. Just click on the picture and enjoy.
8) Half naked aliens. They run rampant throughout the Star Trek universe. It seems ladies on other planets don’t need/want clothes.
You get the point, which leads us to…
7) Seven-of-nine
There was a rumor that the Star Trek uniforms were padded so that all the woman looked the same. Then along comes Seven-of-nine. Super distracting. This was the least offensive picture I could find. There was no way she could wear any underwear in that outfit and the nerdy men knew it. Gross.
6) The Star Trek was TOO politically correct. At first it was super cool with Star Trek: TOS with all the different nations. A couple of boys from the US, a Scottish engineer (played by a Canadian), a Russian navigator (played by an American), a Japanese helmsmen (played by a Japanese-American), a strong black woman (played by a strong black woman) and an alien who almost got cut from the show because he looked too much like the devil (not played by Satan). All that was super cool when Star Trek first aired in 1966. Cutting edge, amazing.
Fast forward to Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. Everyone made such a stink of a black captain. This in 1993 when our military had tons of black leaders. The new writers kept trying to capture that same feeling of cutting edge from the 60’s. However that ship had sailed. Then when Star Trek: Voyager came out I had to roll my eyes. A female captain is cool, and I liked the actress but a black Vulcan,half-human half-Klingon and a Native American? Come on. I didn’t like the characters or their acting. It felt like they were pushing too hard and HAD to come up with something different. Instead of finding good actors, they tried to be shocking. Not cool.
5) Cardassians. Worst regular aliens ever. They are just Klingon wannabes without looking cool or being true warriors. There are some fabulous aliens in the Star Trek fake universe like The Borg and Romulans. These guys are on the b team. We could cut them from Star Trek all together and be just fine (kind of like Star Trek: Deep Space Nine).
4) Horrible side characters. If you are a fan of Star Trek you will recognize these guys. If not, just take my word for it, I wanted them all to die.
Where is Guinan, you might be asking. I didn’t mind her so much. If you want to add her to your personal hate list, be my guest.
3) The fans of Star Trek. Chad and I did attend the Star Trek: TNG Best of Both Worlds showing at the local theater last Thursday. I SO wish I could have taken a picture of the people in that theater with us. There are many words to describe them, some are chubby, or hicks, or not normal. The theater was pretty much full of people you see on sites making fun of people who shop at Walmart. The fans can be such weirdoes!
2) The short shirts. Being LDS, I live my life with a very nice dress code, cover up!! I wish more people in this world would follow that code. I don’t care if you are skinny, tan, or just proud of your heavier, white body. We (normal people) don’t want to see it. I am a stickler for accuracy in my fake sci-fi worlds and the fact that I can’t, and don’t want others to, dress in mini skirts is a bummer. The show did come out in the 60’s and woman just had to show of their power and independence by revealing those legs. Thank goodness there wasn’t power in cleavage back then for Starfleet Academy officers.
And now at the end of the longest Top Ten List ever, the worst thing about Star Trek is…
1) I’m not in it!
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April 29, 2013 at 10:23 pm
Was this last picture taken at my house? and what was the occasion?
April 30, 2013 at 3:51 pm
It was taken at our BYU teeny tiny apartment. The occasion was Valentine’s Day. How romantic. 😉